Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
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My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
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Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
i think i just naturally attract stoners
You did what with his pubic hair?
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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