I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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