Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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