They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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