And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
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i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
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I need you to use more vowels.
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Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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