I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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