I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
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my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
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Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
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Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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