Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
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