she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize
