Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
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