She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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