Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
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She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
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Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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