Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
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and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
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What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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