She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
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can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
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You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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