What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
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Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
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So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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