I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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