I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
my sisters under your porch take her home
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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