i don't like sucking hair
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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