can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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