He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
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We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
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woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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