Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
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I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Threesome in a minivan. New low
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
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Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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