I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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