Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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