'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
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You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
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Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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