apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
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Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
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