He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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