Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
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Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
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I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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