just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
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id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
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YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
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