Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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