So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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