Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
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Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
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We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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