I'm really into asian looking animals
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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