Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
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Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
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