billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
we're making bets on your personal life
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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