he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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