Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
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I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
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I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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