I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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