Don't you send me to vm
its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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