God, you're like boner-b-gone
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
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No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
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I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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