therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
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i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
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On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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