Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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