I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
Randomize
