so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
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And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
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Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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