Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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