I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
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The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
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he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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