That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
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Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
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how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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