I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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