I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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