We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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