just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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