Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Congratulations! We have a period
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