i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
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Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
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What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize