I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
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I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
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At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life