i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Buhtt sex?
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
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